Agencies spend all day telling clients to ship lead magnets — then their own site offers a gated PDF titled "10 Trends for 2026" that nobody opens past page two. Meanwhile the pitch that actually closes deals happens live on a discovery call, when someone at the agency opens a spreadsheet, plugs in the prospect's ad spend, and shows them what those dollars are really returning.
That spreadsheet moment is the lead magnet. "What's your ad spend actually returning?" is a question every founder secretly wants answered and slightly dreads. Let them answer it themselves at midnight on your website — spend, CPC, conversion rate, close rate, deal value in; current ROI out, next to what the same budget would return at benchmark rates. A prospect who has just watched their own 0.4x sit beside a projected 1.2x doesn't need convincing that something's broken. They arrive at the sales call pre-sold on the gap.
And there's a second business hiding here: agencies build these calculators for clients as a billable deliverable. Same workflow, new line on the proposal.
Whatever workbook you use on discovery calls is the one to upload — Excel and Google Sheets both work untouched. It needs input cells, output cells, and a blank Leads tab:
| Cell | Example value |
|---|---|
| Monthly ad spend (input) | $12,000 |
| Average CPC (input) | $6.10 |
| Landing page conversion rate (input) | 0.9% |
| Lead-to-close rate (input) | 12% |
| Average deal value (input) | $2,400 |
| Current monthly ROI (output) | 0.43x |
| Projected ROI at benchmark conversion (output) | 1.15x |
The projected row is the persuasion engine: hold everything constant, swap the prospect's conversion rate for your industry benchmark cell, and let the delta do the talking.
A free plan at lovespreadsheets.com covers the full build and unlimited runs; you pay only if you want the tool living on your agency's own domain.
Select the Calculator template and lay out the funnel logic in plain English:
"A prospect enters monthly ad spend, average CPC, landing page conversion rate, lead-to-close rate, and average deal value. My sheet computes their current ROI and what ROI would look like at our benchmark conversion rate. Gate the results behind a work email, and log the email with all five inputs to the Leads tab."
Then add the requests that make it an agency asset rather than a toy:
AI Optimize handles the interpretation, occasionally asking which cell holds what; expect a working calculator in about 15–20 minutes, available as a hosted URL or as downloadable HTML for embedding in your existing site.
Wire the link into your nav, your cold email signature, your LinkedIn posts about wasted ad spend. Each completed run appends a row to your Leads tab carrying the visitor's entire funnel — budget, CPC, conversion, close rate, deal size — which is more qualification data than most discovery calls surface in the first ten minutes.
Sort that tab by monthly spend and your SDR's morning priorities write themselves.
Benchmarks drift, deliverables shouldn't need sprints. When the industry median moves, you edit one cell and the live tool is current — no ticket, no developer.
One model, many logos. The same workbook becomes a reskinned calculator for each client engagement, turning an internal asset into recurring project revenue.
The lead tells you the pitch. A row showing $40K monthly spend at 0.6% conversion is a conversion-rate-optimization pitch; $3K at 3% is a scale pitch. You know which deck to open before the intro call.
Can we sell these to clients? Yes — build against the client's numbers, apply their branding, and hand over a link or an HTML file to embed on their site. Several agencies price it as a standalone deliverable.
Our model has separate tabs per channel — is that a problem? No. Multi-tab workbooks, VLOOKUPs into benchmark tables, weighted blends across channels — the calculator runs whatever the sheet runs.
What does the prospect receive? A results email with their numbers, which is exactly why they enter a real work address instead of a burner.
Take the workbook that closes deals on discovery calls, go to lovespreadsheets.com, and describe the calculator your homepage should have had a year ago. The prospects who run it at midnight will be the easiest calls on next week's calendar.
The team turning other people's spreadsheets into software they actually trust — one sheet at a time.